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Lok Sabha Elections 2019: Fun Unlimited or Unfortunate?
Lok Sabha Elections 2019: Fun Unlimited or Unfortunate? Let us find out.
ABKI BAAR MODI SARKAR?
Want to make it clear we are not for against any party it is plain simple who is the best when entertaining with their mindset or the ruling party only have brains right?
6 phases besides the on an average all election 60 percent people coming to the booth, and the remaining as always not bothering to test what’s the actual truth, it is been an election where ok not stupidity but absurdity bordering on insanity rules.
No surprise when celebrities are not taken seriously but what was shocking when the most important of them all with their comments had us fooled or are fools?
The leader of the pack:
Hema Malini – Remember the iconic dialogue ‘HUMKO BE FIJOOL BAAT KARNE KI AADAT TO HAI NAHI’ from cult ‘SHOLAY’
It seems she took her ‘Basanti’ character too seriously or was missing it because not once but thrice she lived up to it that even Dhanno’s soul would be falling down wherever she is up hopefully in fun after hearing from horse’s mouth, ok Dream girl’s brain foundation;
1. Maine Bahaut Kaam Kiya Par Yaad Nahi, Jaakar Khud Dekh Lo.
2. Mein Kanha Ki Gopi Banna ChahtI hoon
3. Acting Karti Hoon Socha Ghaas Kaatne Ki Bhe Kar Loon, on being asked to comment on her picture in a field.
All In the Family:
Sunny Paaji has joined politics, Pakistan is shivering, goons (his new colleagues and counterparts) are trembling but on the flip side, Indian men can marry Pakistani women, oh but then he has joined the wrong party, but then again our PM Ney Bhi Unka Namak khaya Hai, remember the surprise visit.
Reporter – Sunny paaji apko Pulwama ka fayeda hoga?
Paaji – Pulwama Kya Hai?
Wherever he goes, he is presented with handpump and selfies are full on what with water shortage the biggest crises he is the best man to bring thirst down, hope it is not personal only.
The icing on the cake with digital cloud take:
When our supreme leader, no I am not talking of the President but the one that matters, said in his Raw wisdom,
Clouds will be an advantage as with the help of them we will fool the enemy’s radars. Maybe that’s why he is ruling and some drooling and some of us are fools.
I feel like mailing him with a digital photo of mine because he is the pioneer since 1986 right? America trumped?
Some will think why mangoes are not mentioned?
We all love them we meant, 1. mangoes 2. celebrities and 3. politicians hopefully the order changes for good.
Note – Ram Rajya is here it seems because when Shraps are the Ashtra Shastra of contestants then our society is in the best hands of SAADHWIS and SAKSHIS.